Art At It's Finest

Warning: All art shown here is created by the famous artist, Aidan Choo. Enjoy your visit at the SupposedlyArtMuseum.

Anyway.....
I really like how when you go to an art museum, there's always one painting that looks like this;

I really don't understand it. And then they call it something like; KandM. 

(That means ketchup and mustard)

These paintings are put on a canvas and then they are looked at by people who consider it to be an actually painting that is worth being looked at.

If that can count as art, then almost every single baby on the planet is considered an artist with works of art that should be put in museums. 

And then you see this;

This is better, but come on. Really? Two blocks? and then a color in the middle. A kindergartner can do this. If this is what artists do to get money, I might as well become an artist. 

I don't even know what that is. 

Anyway, if you ever feel like you suck at art, try doing this. It's a definite confidence booster that people do this as art.

There probably is a more logical explanation to why this is art, but you know what, who cares?

Concerning Nuts

I have to watch this movie when it comes out. It looks great!

Costumes and Such

In my life I wore a lot of different costumes. I remember in second grade when I was auditioning for a school play called Go Fish! I had to wear this really dumb octopus costume.

Anyway, I was pretty happy when I had first made it, but eventually it looked horrible.

My history with costumes goes way back.

My first costume was a pikachu  costume.

Pikachu was ok, but still kind weird. I got an upgraded costume in about 1st grade, it was a Dragon Ball Z Goku costume. Pretty sweet upgrade from the pikachu.

Okay, the first couple were pretty bad, but it was in 4th grade that I started to make some progress in the costume design industry, I designed my own. The name of it was, Steve Jobs Chicken Potato Dinosaur.

It was like the best costume ever. But it was really uncomfortable.

You get what I mean. 

But otherwise, it was like the best costume ever. I recycled it because some kid sat on the wings and it looked really bad afterwards.

It was a great one-day costume.

Super Cat Cow

When I was born, like every other normal child. I received a gift from a family member.

It was like the gift of life. It was so precious to me...

Anyway, I had this strange connection that nobody knew about. 

Anyhow, the present I received really bonded the connection. It was a cat.

A cat.

But it was a cat, in a cow costume.

Pretty normal.

So that was that. My childhood right there.

Name?

Simple.

Moo-moo.

Cause that's that the sound a cat would make, if it were in a cow costume. 

Things to note about the cow: 

So the cow had this tail with a triangle attached to it. 

What did it mean?

I interpreted it as the sign of an evil thing.

An evil cat of awesomeness. 

But I was evil with it.

I blamed everything I did on it.

I still have moo-moo although he doesn't do anything anymore.