Super Cat Cow

When I was born, like every other normal child. I received a gift from a family member.

It was like the gift of life. It was so precious to me...

Anyway, I had this strange connection that nobody knew about. 

Anyhow, the present I received really bonded the connection. It was a cat.

A cat.

But it was a cat, in a cow costume.

Pretty normal.

So that was that. My childhood right there.

Name?

Simple.

Moo-moo.

Cause that's that the sound a cat would make, if it were in a cow costume. 

Things to note about the cow: 

So the cow had this tail with a triangle attached to it. 

What did it mean?

I interpreted it as the sign of an evil thing.

An evil cat of awesomeness. 

But I was evil with it.

I blamed everything I did on it.

I still have moo-moo although he doesn't do anything anymore.