Highlights

When my sister and I were younger, we read a magazine called Highlights. I'm sure many children have read the magazine before.
Here are some memorable highlights stuff.

I know I used the wrong than. Please no hate.

1. Hidden Pictures!

Highlights always had hidden pictures, in which the pictures were extremely easy to find. The entire picture itself usually didn't make much sense to me, I just circled random stuff and it usually was one of the 50 hidden pictures.

2. Perfect for Bathroom Time!

We read these magazine in the bathrooms while we did our stuff. We easily outgrew highlights. Luckily.

3. Unnecessary Bugs!

Highlights always had at least one page with a creepy up close picture of a disgusting bug and it freaked me out totally. I would look through the magazine and then scream loudly and throw it, only to reach for another one.

4. Highlights Jokes

The most memorable part of Highlights were the jokes.

No. It's not because they were funny.

Highlights jokes are probably the worst you will ever hear. "Highlights joke" is almost an insult. 

Anyway, one day, while I was flipping through the magazine, I found the greatest joke of all time. Except for the fact that it wasn't really a joke. 

It went sort of like this...

That's it. This might have been a little different from the original joke but it's still pretty similar.

If you have no idea what just happened, here is something to confuse you even more.

Man: I like bananas. Hey clown, give me that banana in your ear.

Clown: What banana.

Man: Hey, why do you even have a banana in your ear?

Clown: I can't hear you because I have a banana in my ear.

Man: Okay.

It doesn't really make any sense, but when I first read the joke I literally died of laughter. I was hysterical.

That's all folks.

K bye.